Monday, October 31, 2005

Martha Crush Puny Humans!!!

I managed to recover from last night's debauchery at the Roller Derby bout [thank you Dayquil]. Again, big congratulations to all involved. We'll be back next year, bigger and better than ever.

Now on to the daily grind.

I know that Martha Stewart is an easy target for a lot of different people, whether it's her financial 'wizardry', her domestic perfection, or her general attitude.

But when she says stuff like this, you have to wonder if she's even a tiny bit self aware.

In an interview with Fortune Magazine, she talks of her plans to buy Kmart [the plan was referred to as Kmartha], and how she had planned to fire Donald Trump on her own reality show.

But the best stuff comes at the end, where once again my comic book geekiness gives me added insight.

After serving five months in jail for lying about a 2001 stock sale, which was followed by nearly six months of house arrest, the lifestyle guru says she feels resilient.

"I have learned that I really cannot be destroyed."

Ok, this is something that Dr. Doom or the Red Skull says. Or at the very least, you can't say something like this unless you have a volcano headquarters complete with death ray.


Mike G.

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