If you feel like you've grown beyond the traditional Trick-or-Treating, I'd like to extend an invitation to the final Dallas Derby Devils bout of 2005.
The lethal ladies of The Wrecking Crew will take on the scurvy wenches of the High Seas Hotties in a battle to the death.
There'll be performances by the bands Sidekick Mafia and Slick 57, and two different costume contests for the kids and grown ups.
I'll be repeating my role as a member of the broadcast crew giving the fans all of the action. As an added bonus, I've nearly learned all the rules.
See you there.