Because there's still a small layer of barrel left to scrape...
Saturday, May 21, 2005
Like most of the male population, I've developed a healthy, non-stalkerish admiration for Eva Longoria [happy, lawyers?]. That is, until I saw this picture of her. I freely admit I know very little about tattoos and their symbolism, but I can't help but think that Ms. Eva earned that star on her wrist by shanking a fellow inmate in the exercise yard with a sharpened toothbrush.