I hate to admit it, but it looks like the second time was the charm.
Though I prefer to wait till we get a complete scoring report form the judges, I think it's safe to say that we might have a winner in 'whip-a-stripper' 2005. Of course I'll give you the heads up as to when we'll broadcast the audio. for now, a quick preview...
This time around, I refined my approach. My goal was to portray myself as not just a nerd, but a confident, almost cocky nerd. In fact, I would be able to take any and all of these women home with me because of my Star Wars nerdness.
Also, when a stripper tells you, "I'll be right back", is she lying? I was able to put that theory to the test.
I learned that maybe going for the silver or the bronze is the better choice in the long run.
Well, I have to wash the body glitter off of me.