Well, I guess we can't ignore it anymore.
The rumors have been confirmed, and while Churn wishes nothing but good for Mrs. Federline, we can't help but mourn the death of a wonderful dream.
The dream where we never had to see her stunning decline into White-Trashdom. The dream where she wasn't marrying back-up dancers with kids.
Maybe she'll make a Hot Mom, but the Collective Lust of men will have long moved on to the next barely legal 'songstress'.
I guess we'll always have Baby One More Time.