Friday, July 16, 2004

Even Guy Gardner Would Be Better...

In keeping with the recent post on Superhero Movies,
Ain't It Cool News has confirmed that Jack Black will be playing Green Lantern in what's being billed as a 'zany comedy'.

Time for another Logic Problem...

Jack Black? Very Cool. An actor who gives his all to a role. Also a legitimate rock and roll star.

Green Lantern? Created by Martin Nodell around 1940, the legacy of the Green Lantern has lasted over 60 years. Their common bond: a green power ring able to translate the bearer's thoughts into whatever they desire. They also share an oath:
 
 "In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power... Green Lantern's light!"
 
Jack Black as Green Lantern?   Well, Stand Back, Burrito.
 
Do I think that he can't pull it off? Of course not. After all, it's not my money they're making the movie with. But as a comic book fan, I'm concerned. You see, since Warner Bros. owns DC Comics, they can make any decision they want to their comic properties. Anyone remember nipples on the Bat-Costume? How about the Governator playing Mr. Freeze?
 
And now, with synergy being the new catchphrase, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a mandate from on high to make the comic version more like the movie version.
 
Comments, gifts, and job offers are always welcome.
 
Take Care,
 
Mike G.   
 

1 comment:

Big Anthony said...

Mike

Come on it a movie about a comic book. I mean get real. Jack Black is greatness. Now Jessica Alba as The Girl is just wrong. I would have chosen Sarah Michelle Gellar (come on she is almost invisable). Rock Me. Good blog as usual.

Stay So Tough
Big A