Sighhh.....

Welll, as you can tell by the melancholy tone of the boldface type, I'm not going to visit Mr. Hefner, or 'Hef' as I'm told he likes to be called. The cop I mentioned last post will have the honor, and I'm very happy for him.

Actually, I'm very bitter and indignant, but I'm also smart enough to know neither of those feelings will do me any good.

I do hope the guys have a good time, even though it would be better if I was there too.

Wow. That was sarcastic, insincere, and disengenuous. I was honestly only going for one.

I guess only a tall cold smoothie will drown my sorrows. That, and internet porn. Which varies little from every other Friday Night. Boy am I glad noone reads this.

Take Care,

Mike G.