Unfortunately, my chosen entry for tonight's Churn was lost to the Internet ether.
While I fear the consequences, I figure it's my duty to give the Churn Nation something... Meet Miss Keeley Hazell.
Apparently she's 18 years old and becoming quite popular across the pond. You can see other mostly Safe For Work pictures [depending if you live in a Red or Blue State] here and here.
Wow, I feel just like a network executive!