To the entire Chicago Cubs organization....
Thank you for stopping me before I jumped on the bandwagon. I know lots of teams are always doing everything they can to attract more fans and generate interest, but you guys know better.
Sure, the World Series would have been great, but what about all those people who just buy a cap and say they're "real fans"? And what happens if you don't win?
Yeah, this might be difficult, but it's the only way to make sure you know who the true fans are.