Sadly, Mr. Jenkins never understood why he never got any offers on his parcel of land:
Actually, I saw this outside our local mall the other day. Apparently there was some sort of Bounce House arms race that I was not aware of. Off to the side of this lizard was an even bigger giant lying on his back. Kids entered a gaping hole in his head . Cheery.
Also in the mix was the always appropriate Titanic-themed slide and one with some sort of tornado with a face.