The following story is 100% true. I am releasing it to the public to to
sidestep any possible leaks from the Bush Administration.[we haven't
been getting along]

I like doing laundry. I like gathering up my clothes and heading down
to the local laundramat with either a book or my MP3 player. What's
funny is, that if I owned my own washer and dryer, I probably wouldn't be
into it as much. There's just something
relaxing about laundry. Once you dump in your soap and clothes and put
in the coins, it's out of your hands. You can't make the wash go any
faster, so for that 15-20 mins, plus another 30 for the dryer, you're on
a sort of pause mode. You can relax for a
few moments. I'll sit and read, do some people watching[depending on
where you are, it's wise not to watch too closely].

And the end result? Clean clothes and maybe a better outlook.